Went out last night to the same hilarious tourist trap bar that we've now been to four times. The kind of place where the guy outside speaks perfect English and convinces you to buy three bottles of chilled red wine. Chilled red wine is not a thing, sir. But we shut the place down and hung out with the owner for a long time. Having outrageous Italian-English lessons. He told us he was excited to go to Texas to see the Grand Canyon. Awesome. Also some shit-faced Australian girl wandered up to our table and I tried to trade silly bands with her because I told her that I had a kangaroo. Only to discover that my silly band is in fact a duck. Needless to say she wasn't interested anymore...
It rained today. Booo. The first time the weather hasn't been awesome, though, so I supposed I can't be too upset. Because of the "piova" today was pretty uneventful. So I'm going to take this space to show everyone the hilarious decor in my room. Starting with the poster of the Italian version of Justin Timberlake circa 1999 c'e si chiama Valentino Rossi. Kid's killin' it. Also, this appropriate porcelain statue of a Geisha. Topped off by the outrageous collection of religious art over my bed. My house is great, though, and my mom is still amazing. Homemade pesto last night and pizza tonight. Obviously that's all I have to report on.
I can actually feel myself getting fatter. Shit's awesome.
Amore alle tutti! Va bene!
I too would love to go to Texas and see the Grand Canyon. Maybe Mt. Rushmore will also make an appearance.
ReplyDeleteKeep the updates coming, they're hilarious!
I'm a little upset that I could not see all this fantastic artwork while we were skyping. It pry because your room is shaped like a closet :) I love you!
ReplyDeleteBTW: I'm pretty sure I told you your rubber band was not a kangaroo
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